hhaaha, oh wait you are being serious... that is actually even wosre.

telling a nosy reporter to fuck off

Whom mischievous speaking, drew?
Turning embarrassed, steps explain,
and allows yours the night's studied news?
Here at least few allowed friends
find a development.

the yad

last night i went out to a club in san francisco. after about fifteen minutes, a 21-23 year old girl from sacramento tried to get me to dance to a new order mashup with her. i smoked one of her american spirit cigarettes and told her that i couldn't because my ankle was a little swollen, which is kind of an in-joke for me. she looked me over for a moment and conferred in hushed tones with her fat friend, who i noticed had a number of crosshatched scars on her arms. they looked self-inflicted and fairly new. she then asked me where a good bar was, someplace non-touristy. i told them i just moved here on tuesday and that she should ask my friend j., who at the time was embroiled in an animated (but not aggressive) conversation with a emigré from st. james, something about the appropriate price for a 32-footer in bad condition. she thanked me and the two of them awkwardly left.

terrible cliche #74

"What happened?"
"Life happened."

trip report : la belle noiseuse

brilliant